M. Night Reviews [DCTV 2010] [1:00m]: Download

The Last Airbender is the last straw! This cannot wait until Dragon*Con, the world has to know now. M. Night Shyamalan has to be stopped, and we have the math to prove it! That’s right … math! Numbers don’t lie.

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 Young Guns (DCTV2009) [1:00m]: Download

Let me get this straight … Chekov’s barely old enough to drive, the new Doctor looks like he’s fresh out of college and Captain Kirk isn’t played by some old dude from the Priceline commercials? When did everybody get so … young?

Young Guns, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Subfusion (original mix) by JMD (Creative Commons)

 Stingpire (DCTV2009) [0:45m]: Download

Everybody’s a vampire these days … everybody …

Stingpire, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: .-=Passing Storm=-. by xXsnowbladeXx (Creative Commons)

 Skeevy Guest (DCTV2009) [0:40m]: Download

Some guests at Dragon*Con are polite, classy and fun at parties. Then, there are the other guests … ew!

Skeevy Guest, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Weeping Demon by NemesisTheory (Creative Commons)

 Writers (DCTV2009) [0:25m]: Download

Fans keep asking actors why they said certain lines, or what their character was thinking during some pivotal scene … forget the actor, ask the writer who created that scene! Writers need more fan love!

Writers, Written by John Carroll (one of *our* writers)
Music: No Trust by DJ DragonBoy (Creative Commons)

 Regencies and Revenants (DCTV2009) [1:00m]: Download

You think Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is unique? Time for some education!

Regencies and Revenants, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Milk{Demonic Uprising} by Mrmilkcarton (Creative Commons)

 Twitter (DCTV2009) [0:50m]: Download

The folks at Dragon*ConTV love Twitter … perhaps a little too much …

Twitter, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Metro Ride (future jazz mix) by Rev. Ken Cabal (Creative Commons)

 Twilight Werewolves (DCTV2009) [1:00m]: Download

New Moon will be in theaters shortly, so get ready for the girls to go gaga over werewolves … but watch out for that imprinting. Animal control will have their hands full.

Twilight Werewolves, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Foregotten 2009 by DJ DragonBoy

 Syfy (DCTV2009) [1:02m]: Download

The change over from SciFi Channel to Syfy seems to have gone smoothly, but it still creeps us out. In fact, it made a few of us go a wee bit crazy …

Syfy, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Gaia by Saelynh (Creative Commons)

 Saturday Night Scifi (DCTV2009) [1:00m]: Download

We love to pick on SNL, but they do contain much that is awesome … like links to some great sci-fi films. Okay, a lot of bad sci-fi films too … but at least one good sci-fi film has ties back to Saturday Night Live.

Saturday Night Scifi, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Your empty lives by zikweb

 Star Trek Jokes (DCTV2009) [0:30m]: Download

What do Star Trek and animals playing instruments on internet video have in common? Nothing … until we made this video …

Star Trek Jokes, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Logical by Francesco Stablum (Creative Commons)

 Questions About Twilight (DCTV2009) [1:15m]: Download

With New Moon about come out, we have to make sure this Twilight bumper gets released in time for you to make fun of the poor puppies that are about to be slaughtered in this teen-drama … someone call the ASPCA!

Questions About Twilight, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Chaoz Devotion by ParagonX9 (Creative Commons)

 Olmos the Inventor (DCTV2009) [0:45m]: Download

We really missed Edward James Olmos (“Eddy”) at Dragon*Con 2009, but he was off making “The Plan” for SyFy. At Dragon*Con 2008 he told us he basically invented SciFi (not SyFy), so we made this tribute to his inventive nature.

Olmos the Inventor, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Zero Gravity (original mix) by Redmann (Creative Commons)

 Note for Class (DCTV2009) [0:25m]: Download

Dragon*ConTV needs a sick note for missing a few days of posts in October (sorry). Looks like some people needed an excuse note for a few days after Dragon*Con … we tried to help, but I don’t think it turned out well.

Note for Class, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Drunken Logic Bass_remix (ft. Psyanide) by longway (Creative Commons)

 Nostalgic Movies (DCTV2009) [1:10m]: Download

They will make a movie out of anything these days, so we’ll make fun of those movies before they even get made … just so we don’t have to do it later.

Written & Produced by Stephen Granade
Music: Violets Are Blue by Laikros (Creative Commons)