Last year we got the phrase “Captain Kirk is Climbing a Mountain, Why is He Climbing a Mountain?” stuck in the heads of thousands of sci-fi fans. At this year’s Dragon*Con, we apologize and give you a remedy in case the song is still stuck there.
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Written and Produced by Stephen Granade
Music: “Toy Car” by DJ DragonBoy (creative commons) and “Shatner Of The Mount” by Fall On Your Sword
Bob and Carl talk about a lot of things as they clean up after Dragon*Con. Today we find them discussing the dream of creating the next great media property … and how it can go horribly terribly wrong.
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Dragon*ConTV 2010 presents “I’m on a Blimp” … featuring The Extraordinary Contraptions and Steampunk Boba Fett.
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A parody of “I’m on a Boat” by The Lonely Island, featured on Saturday Night Live. Beats by provided by boyinaband.com
Warning: source material and outtakes at end of this video are NSFW (language). Image credits and lyrics after the break …
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They’re making a movie about Battleship?!? They’re making a movie about Monopoly?!? What’s next?!? This is what Dragon*ConTV thinks will happen when they try to mix family night with a Jerry Bruckheimer film.
Did you get your hotel room yet? No, not for this year … for Dragon*Con 2011! It’s tricky, so you’ll have to be clever. Dragon*ConTV has some tips.
Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Slider by JMD (Creative Commons license)
What do bad TV, Star Trek and cross-wired hailing frequencies have in common. Well, nothing … until Dragon*ConTV got involved 
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The sights and sounds of Dragon*Con create memories that last forever. But what about the smells? Dragon*ConTV has an answer for the convention fan who wants to take the entire sensory experience home from con.
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The future never turns out like you expect it. This is obvious when you go back to read older sci-fi books. No flying cars, no food pills and no trips to Jupiter to investigate why the monolith on the moon is eating the center of the planet.
Written by Brian Richardson and Stephen Granade
Music: “House Ghost” by DJ DragonBoy
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Who cleans the mess once Dragon*Con is over? That’s Bob and Carl, the Sci-Fi Janitors. While they clean, they talk about all kinds of sci-fi topics. Let’s introduce you to our favorite janitors as they discuss 3D movies.
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When at Dragon*Con, please use caution when picking conversational topics. The things you say can cause problems if you’re not careful. This safety video by Alex White will help you pick safe conversation topics.
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We have to be honest … the first time we heard about midichlorians they sounded like a sexually transmitted disease. Of course, you need a pill for that.
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The Last Airbender is the last straw! This cannot wait until Dragon*Con, the world has to know now. M. Night Shyamalan has to be stopped, and we have the math to prove it! That’s right … math! Numbers don’t lie.
Of course we don’t get everything right the first time … or the second … heck, we use a lot of videotape making these short videos. Here’s some of the stuff we cut out over the past few years in an effort to make us look less idiotic (didn’t work, but we had to try).
Rather than just make it a blooper reel, our editor tries to show you what Dragon*ConTV has learned from our mistakes. We should all be geniuses by now …
These outtakes are from videos shot in 2007 & 2008. Unlike our normal videos, this contains a few choice moments of profanity and one moment that will disturb any lover of American sports cars. Seriously, it’s worse than Cash for Clunkers.
Let me get this straight … Chekov’s barely old enough to drive, the new Doctor looks like he’s fresh out of college and Captain Kirk isn’t played by some old dude from the Priceline commercials? When did everybody get so … young?
Young Guns, Written by Stephen Granade
Music: Subfusion (original mix) by JMD (Creative Commons)
